England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases.
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.