When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.